TomKat
Tom & Nicole
Now, I have a brain like a sieve, but when I saw this picture of Tom & Katie in Rome, it reminded me of something. Tom "Napoleon Complex" Cruise in front, very tall ladyfriend following behind, bending down slightly and averting her eyes as if to pretend she is shorter and not very famous--this is no new phenomenon! If Katie gets as much world-dominating-movie-stardom out of this as Nicole did, I guess yippee for her, but is it old-skool of me to wish she could become successful without the aid of a short, funny-toothed, broken-nosed, angry-seeming Scientologist boyfriend? OK, so I'm old-skool.
5 comments:
This is so heartbreaking. I wish I had a shovel so I could smack myself repeatedly in the head with it.
T&A, why must you torture me so?
Haven't they been dating for 3 weeks? Who holds hands in public for pictures after 3 weeks? I mean, I know I'm a bit phobic about such matters, but really...
oh, and to "short, funny-toothed, broken-nosed, angry-seeming Scientologist," please add the words "small-dicked," "shiteating," "closeted," and "fuck." in that order. thank you.
Jake-
That's not really her, is it???
Toolstein, the coldsores picture is totally her. Apparently she also has really gross feet. Does knowing this help your broken heart?
There ain't NO way I'm contracting herpes. She's dead to me.
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