Thursday, May 05, 2005

TomKat: Redux


TomKat

Tom & Nicole

Now, I have a brain like a sieve, but when I saw this picture of Tom & Katie in Rome, it reminded me of something. Tom "Napoleon Complex" Cruise in front, very tall ladyfriend following behind, bending down slightly and averting her eyes as if to pretend she is shorter and not very famous--this is no new phenomenon! If Katie gets as much world-dominating-movie-stardom out of this as Nicole did, I guess yippee for her, but is it old-skool of me to wish she could become successful without the aid of a short, funny-toothed, broken-nosed, angry-seeming Scientologist boyfriend? OK, so I'm old-skool.

7 comments:

Toolstein said...

This is so heartbreaking. I wish I had a shovel so I could smack myself repeatedly in the head with it.

T&A, why must you torture me so?

Jake said...

I heard that Tom is going to pay for the surgery to have Katie's legs surgically shortened, so she won't have to slouch all the time.

Also, did you see that hideous close-up of Katie without makeup? (Don't click on the link unless you want your morning [and your faith in God] ruined.)

Mr. A said...

Haven't they been dating for 3 weeks? Who holds hands in public for pictures after 3 weeks? I mean, I know I'm a bit phobic about such matters, but really...
oh, and to "short, funny-toothed, broken-nosed, angry-seeming Scientologist," please add the words "small-dicked," "shiteating," "closeted," and "fuck." in that order. thank you.

Toolstein said...

Jake-
That's not really her, is it???

T&A Lady said...

Toolstein, the coldsores picture is totally her. Apparently she also has really gross feet. Does knowing this help your broken heart?

Toolstein said...

There ain't NO way I'm contracting herpes. She's dead to me.

TK said...

Tom Cruise is a foul, heinous excrescence of a human being.