. . . Or so says State Representative Al Edwards, explaining why it will be an uphill battle to pass his bill banning "sexually suggestive" cheerleading in Texas. (Edwards elaborates that he has personally witnessed these she-devils "shaking their behinds and going on, breaking it down." I think that comes right after the Tom Cruise-Katie Holmes chapter in Revelations!)
As he is wont to do, Satan has enlisted his minions to assist him in achieving his nefarious ends, among them Kay Lynn Renfro, the director of the Grapevine High School Fillies drill team, who hid her forked tail in her spankies as she told the Fort Worth Star-Telegram, "There are many things to me that there is nothing about it that is sexual or explicit, but to someone else watching, it may be." You can tell Satan's spawn by their relativism at 40 paces!