Tuesday, June 07, 2005

Holy crizzap: TomKat engaged

I guess I picked the wrong year to quit using "iz" words to express horror and amazement: MSNBC reports that Katie "won't deny" she's engaged to Tom.

5 comments:

Toolstein said...

My life is now officially over.

Jake said...

It's times like these I wish we could just hit "reset" on the planet and start over with Earth 2.0. Since we can't do that (yet), I guess I'll just gouge out my eyes.

Dan said...

Glad to see you're posting again T&A. Aaaaannyway, really? gouge the eyes out? like, oh the horror and humanity? because of Tom and lil' Kate?

I mean, I get that he's a weird dude, and gets strangely, couch-jumpingly excited about his new special lady friend, and gets bizzarely hostile when asked about Scientology, and has braces, and is 5' tall, and she is like 9'2", and he's an ageless sort of dorian grey, 2000 year old man, and she just stopped playing with my little ponies, etc. But reset the planet? that's a little dramatic, no?

T&A Lady said...

Ahh, Dan, your ability to remain serene as the signs of the coming Armageddon gather around us is an example to us all.

Mr. A said...

Thought T&A Lady might be interested: FreeKatie.net