It's Toolstein's birthday today! That's right, my biggest fan is turning 28. If anyone has any advice to give him on how to have a successful 29th year, feel free to comment away!
More TomKat. My productivity suffers a sharp decline when I have to find my own TomKat news. Please post more, T&A. I beg of you.
So here's my contribution: TomKat had dinner with Penelope Cruz and Cruz' parents. that's really fucking strange. http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/46632004.htm
I'm a do-gooder with the heart of a misanthrope, a conflicted Midwesterner living on the East Coast, and a lawyer who secretly wants to be a gossip columnist.
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You are too sweet, T&A. Too sweet.
More TomKat. My productivity suffers a sharp decline when I have to find my own TomKat news. Please post more, T&A. I beg of you.
So here's my contribution: TomKat had dinner with Penelope Cruz and Cruz' parents. that's really fucking strange.
http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/46632004.htm
Dan, you clearly don't know that my own life rivals TomKat's in sheer oddness.
Back to the gossip!
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