Friday, January 06, 2006

World possibly saved: Trouble in TomKat-land!

Is it too good to be true? This story says the TomKat nuptials may be off because Christmas at her family's house didn't go well--they left 3 days earlier than planned with Katie in tears.

Thank God for the miraculous power of the disapproval of Midwestern parents! If Mr. and Mrs. Holmes could just turn their attention to the Middle East, we'd probably have world peace in a couple months.

4 comments:

Toolstein said...

She's still dead to me.

T&A Lady said...

Toolstein, you are a meanie! When her little bastard TomKitten arrives she's going to need our sympathy.

Toolstein said...

I think when TomKitten arrives, he's going to have glowing red eyes and the ability to move heavy objects with his mind.

T&A Lady said...

I totally agree, but that's all the more reason to cut Katie some slack! It's not easy raising Satan, especially as a single mom (I hear).