So the gays totally cleaned up at the Golden Globes last night, with the cowboy-on-cowboy weeper Brokeback Mountain winning Best Picture and Philip Seymour Hoffman picking up a "Best Actor" prize for his portrayal of Truman Capote.
Transsexuals also brought home their slice of the pie, as Felicity Huffman nabbed the "Best Actress" globe for playing an MTF transsexual in TransAmerica.
In an ironic turn of events, lesbians got the short end of the stick and left emptyhanded.
The bisexuals couldn't agree on a consistent plan, so they too wound up frustrated. Luckily, we hear they met up with the lesbians at an afterparty, so everything turned out just fine.*
*Hehe. Um. When your agenda is accomplished and you stand in judgment of the world, homosexuals, please note that this is all in good fun.