Wednesday, September 21, 2005

President fired for substance abuse

Ooops, I mean Kate Moss, a.k.a. the poster girl for heroin chic in the '90s, was fired from modeling jobs with H&M, Chanel, and Burberry for allegedly using cocaine.

The President, who allegedly is hitting the bottle again due to his grief over his "handling of the Katrina crisis and troop losses in Iraq," a.k.a. his crappy poll numbers, still has his job of being the most powerful person in the world.

2 comments:

Andrea said...

It's this quote - "The war in Iraq, the loss of American lives, has deeply affected him. He takes every soldier's life personally. It has left him emotionally drained." - that lets you know that the story is bullshit.

T&A Lady said...

Yeah, you sort of vaguely wonder if Karl Rove planted the story in order to make Bush look a little more sympathetic. Although I suppose if it had been him he would probably also have framed some Democrat for leaking the story, so he could simultaneously make it look like they were slandering the President. You must admit that the man is a genius.