Realizing that here it is June and I have not yet received my "state"* tax refund from the D.C. Tax Man, I called said Man's Customer Service Number to ask where it is. The Man's helpful Customer Service Agent told me I should get it in 5-7 days, and I asked why it had taken so long.
He said: "It looks like the computer just went crazy, ma'am."
I love me some D.C. Tax Man.
*The whole crappy "All The Taxes, None of the Congressional Representation" thing continues apace.