Wednesday, October 05, 2005

Breaking news: World ends!

Omigod, people, Armageddon is truly here: TomKat is pregnant. Please pardon me while I go stockpile supplies in my bunker.

1 comment:

caitlin said...

And the rumor is that fitzgerald is about to hand down 22 indictments, too! we're all going out with a bang! yowza!