First Girl: I think the last time I bought anything at the Gap was, like, 5 years ago when I bought a sweatsuit for my grandma. She only wears white, it's really weird.
Second Girl: White's not flattering.
First Girl: Well, my grandma weighs, like, 80 pounds.
Second Girl: Sarah, your grandma's dead.
*Yes, I was in the Gap. And I bought stuff, too. I will not be ashamed!