I quite enjoyed my last foray into imitating Entertainment Weekly's In-5 Mintutes Ago-Out charts. The format lets you bring up topics that are floating around in your head without going to the trouble of linking them to other topics to form entire thoughts, and also to make dramatic declarations without having to defend yourself. Hence:
In: Demishton Jr.
5 Minutes ago: Brangelita
5 Minutes ago: Tater tots
5 Minutes ago: Ontology
*The point at which I start using words whose meanings I don't know.