Toolstein commented on my two-day absence, and flattery will get you everywhere, so here I am. I am on Day 2 of my Lady of Leisure interlude, and so far it's pretty great. Let me tell you about it in haiku, shall I?
Getting up at ten
Is better than getting up
At seven, no doubt
Daytime yoga class
Do these people not have jobs?
Who knows. Must be nice.
DVD player
Died during first Mad Men show
It is a cruel world
Researching Blu-Ray
Is not what I want to do
But I am selfless
Maybe I should clean
Whoa, where'd the afternoon go?
It gets dark early
Tomorrow I will
Make dessert for a party
And watch Gossip Girl
Want to play hooky?
We could drink Bloody Marys
Let me know, I'm free!
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Working isn't fun;
I'd much rather be drinking:
Tiny umbrellas!
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