Britney Spears' 16-year-old sister, Jamie Lynn, is pregnant. I think the Spears family is engaged in a grand, albeit probably unintentional, scheme to push celebrity news right up to, and then past, the line between titillating and depressing.
In a samer, more Eisenhower-ish time, Britney would be faking her pregnancy so she could pretend she was Jamie Lynn's baby's mama. JL would hide out at a maternitarium in Louisiana until she had the baby, then Britney would have a sweet, drug-free baby girl to take care of.
In reality, this car crash is going to be all headlines for all of us for the remaining 26-30 weeks of both these pregnancies.
I'm a do-gooder with the heart of a misanthrope, a conflicted Midwesterner living on the East Coast, and a lawyer who secretly wants to be a gossip columnist.
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In a samer, more Eisenhower-ish time, Britney would be faking her pregnancy so she could pretend she was Jamie Lynn's baby's mama. JL would hide out at a maternitarium in Louisiana until she had the baby, then Britney would have a sweet, drug-free baby girl to take care of.
In reality, this car crash is going to be all headlines for all of us for the remaining 26-30 weeks of both these pregnancies.
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