
ln recent years, however, my Nerds consumption has dropped precipitously. Soon after college I got several cavities, and an enterprising dental hygienist identified my slow but steady consumption of sugary candy as the likely culprit. For the sake of my health-care budget (and, admittedly, the size of my butt), I instituted a policy, to which I have been fairly good about sticking, to eat candy only when I go to the movies and during road trips. I didn't intend to cut out Nerds in particular, but due to the lack of Nerds vendors at the gas stations along many major highways and the fact that Nerds are disruptive during movies (shaking the candies out of the box makes a sound like maracas, dontcha know), that has been the effect.
Last night, however, a dear friend gave me two boxes of Nerds as a gift. And what a gift! (Gifts, of course, are another exception to my general candy moratorium). In honor of this occasion, I would like to share with you a haiku* dedicated to Nerds:
Bright sugar crystals--
What joy you bring to my mouth!
And holes to my teeth.
*Edited to add: Thanks to St. Scobie's Mock Whisky for the haiku idea.
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Here are two more haikus for you, T&A.
T.A. Girl loves sweets,
But Odyssey of the Mind?
Who knew -- she's a dork!
and
Christmas gift for me?
A non-brainwashed Katie Holmes.
Yeah, that would be sweet.
Right back atcha:
Toolstein calls me dork
The pot calls the kettle black
(Or is that racist?)
Scientologists
Do they even have Christmas?
Poor preggo Katie
Have you ever tried the Nerd Rope? It is so delicious...yum!
Anonymous tip for T&A Lady re: blogger Toolstein .. he used to read the encyclopedia for fun. :) Who is the dork/nerd now?! Also, my office has something called Mix-Ins or Mix-Its in the vending machine, and it's a combo bag of Nerds, Tart 'n Tinys, and Runts. Deliciousness!
Mmm, sugar-coated-sugar. I think you might like to see my blog entry and photo set -- Joe
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